Disclaimer -
This is a humorous post. Contents have got no connection whatsoever, with any person
This post comes out of nowhere. Its all about clues and hunting down the person in picture. Can you guess who it is. I have loads of clues in the form of traits of this person.
Who the person am I talking about.
1. My age is around 45 years.
2. I have been married for quite some time now, and I in-fact have two kids, the older of whom is about 14 years old.
3. I have a master's degree from an American University and a Bachelor's degree from an Indian University.
4. During the peak of my career, I worked in America.
5. Nobody in India, knows about what work I did in America.
6. I boast of loads of stuffs that I did in America, most of which is known only by people who are no longer in contact with me.
7. In other words what work I did in America, is known only to me, not even my employer. I might have done bathroom cleaning, but I end up pretending that, I have ended up discovering something unique.
8. I showcase myself as someone who is highly professional, conducts himself with integrity. In reality, I do nothing for which I am paid for.
9. By the way, I am paid huge in India too. May be 30 Lakhs upwards.
10. My daily routine starts with coming to office at 9 am and leaving at 6pm.
11. Though the office business hours is 12 Noon to 9 PM, I still follow my own time, you see, I need work life balance.
12. Do hell with those onsite calls with Stakeholders, I can manage it from home.
13. I can manage the calls from home, and not ordinary employees, because I am kind of superior animal, remember my pay packet and what I boast of my work in America mostly a decade back.
14. By the way, nobody listens to me in office, nor nobody tells me anything in office.
15. I have to poke at every other person to understand what is going on in the office/project/meetings whatever. Irony is still I am being paid 30plus Lakhs.
16. So much money for what, well you can congratulate me for fooling the management and coaxing them into retaining me and firing 30 odd people at leaf level node, who do the hard hard work, during the recession time of course.
17. I go for lunch on time. I take my tea on time. I also take strolls across the office floor during business hours to keep my metabolism up.
18. The last part of the previous point is rather untrue. I take a stroll around the floor just to evesdrop into others conversation, just to figure out who is talking what and with whom.
19. Since no one gives me any status nor much work is assigned to me, I generally have minimal responsibilities. So during business hours, I still find time to check social networking sites on my mobile. I chat with my family members too.
20. Forgot to mention I own 3 cars. one driven by me, one by my wife who also works and one spare.
21. I have loans to pay. Loan for the 3BHK condo plus, for kids schooling, future etc etc. That's what makes me come to office.
22. I have no interest in taking any responsibility in work whatsoever. The people who are ready to get fired are there. In case of any urgent meetings, I end up extending my stay may be weekly once.
23. People have got no clues on what I am doing in the company, but one thing is for sure, my job is secure. I can retire over here, that too with zero or minimal responsibilities, very few deliverables, etc etc.
24, I try to talk meaningful in each conversations but barely scratch the roof, forget hitting the foundations.
25. I can retire and go home, and try to do something more meaningful with life, or rather, can provide a more valuable person a chance at my position. But I am tightly bound to this home loan responsibilities. Mind you, I have a crore rupees plus of savings and considering my wife also works, I am in luck. But still I won't let go of this easy money!
Can you guess who am I?
I am like a Manager in a software company. I am going through a mid life crisis rather. Unable to take active part in work at the same time, cannot quit my post due to home loans and other insecurities. I do not know where I will end up. But for the last 20 odd years sustaining in the IT industry.
Hope no one comes to know about me or rather my background, previous companies etc etc. Because once a risk taker always a risk taker.
I'm a no risk taker all my life. No wonder, I have not done much in America. I just pretend and boast about my Master's degree from an American University and I have paid to get a neat resume written. No one can figure about my previous work experience.
Cheers,
This is a humorous post. Contents have got no connection whatsoever, with any person
This post comes out of nowhere. Its all about clues and hunting down the person in picture. Can you guess who it is. I have loads of clues in the form of traits of this person.
Who the person am I talking about.
1. My age is around 45 years.
2. I have been married for quite some time now, and I in-fact have two kids, the older of whom is about 14 years old.
3. I have a master's degree from an American University and a Bachelor's degree from an Indian University.
4. During the peak of my career, I worked in America.
5. Nobody in India, knows about what work I did in America.
6. I boast of loads of stuffs that I did in America, most of which is known only by people who are no longer in contact with me.
7. In other words what work I did in America, is known only to me, not even my employer. I might have done bathroom cleaning, but I end up pretending that, I have ended up discovering something unique.
8. I showcase myself as someone who is highly professional, conducts himself with integrity. In reality, I do nothing for which I am paid for.
9. By the way, I am paid huge in India too. May be 30 Lakhs upwards.
10. My daily routine starts with coming to office at 9 am and leaving at 6pm.
11. Though the office business hours is 12 Noon to 9 PM, I still follow my own time, you see, I need work life balance.
12. Do hell with those onsite calls with Stakeholders, I can manage it from home.
13. I can manage the calls from home, and not ordinary employees, because I am kind of superior animal, remember my pay packet and what I boast of my work in America mostly a decade back.
14. By the way, nobody listens to me in office, nor nobody tells me anything in office.
15. I have to poke at every other person to understand what is going on in the office/project/meetings whatever. Irony is still I am being paid 30plus Lakhs.
16. So much money for what, well you can congratulate me for fooling the management and coaxing them into retaining me and firing 30 odd people at leaf level node, who do the hard hard work, during the recession time of course.
17. I go for lunch on time. I take my tea on time. I also take strolls across the office floor during business hours to keep my metabolism up.
18. The last part of the previous point is rather untrue. I take a stroll around the floor just to evesdrop into others conversation, just to figure out who is talking what and with whom.
19. Since no one gives me any status nor much work is assigned to me, I generally have minimal responsibilities. So during business hours, I still find time to check social networking sites on my mobile. I chat with my family members too.
20. Forgot to mention I own 3 cars. one driven by me, one by my wife who also works and one spare.
21. I have loans to pay. Loan for the 3BHK condo plus, for kids schooling, future etc etc. That's what makes me come to office.
22. I have no interest in taking any responsibility in work whatsoever. The people who are ready to get fired are there. In case of any urgent meetings, I end up extending my stay may be weekly once.
23. People have got no clues on what I am doing in the company, but one thing is for sure, my job is secure. I can retire over here, that too with zero or minimal responsibilities, very few deliverables, etc etc.
24, I try to talk meaningful in each conversations but barely scratch the roof, forget hitting the foundations.
25. I can retire and go home, and try to do something more meaningful with life, or rather, can provide a more valuable person a chance at my position. But I am tightly bound to this home loan responsibilities. Mind you, I have a crore rupees plus of savings and considering my wife also works, I am in luck. But still I won't let go of this easy money!
Can you guess who am I?
I am like a Manager in a software company. I am going through a mid life crisis rather. Unable to take active part in work at the same time, cannot quit my post due to home loans and other insecurities. I do not know where I will end up. But for the last 20 odd years sustaining in the IT industry.
Hope no one comes to know about me or rather my background, previous companies etc etc. Because once a risk taker always a risk taker.
I'm a no risk taker all my life. No wonder, I have not done much in America. I just pretend and boast about my Master's degree from an American University and I have paid to get a neat resume written. No one can figure about my previous work experience.
Cheers,
